IQ

Having the brain the size of a small pea can affect future events with dramatic consequences. Take the pheasant that decided to roll the dice of life by running across a dual carriageway. He narrowly missed the car doing 70mph in the outside lane and continued into the inside lane, severely testing the brakes of the oncoming BTTF Delorean fast approaching. Unfortunately he hesitated in mid stride before going for gold. A fatal error that the pea brain hadn’t factored into the equation. He nearly made it but connected with the front flux band. Now, flux bands are designed to aid the flux dispersal to make time travel possible. As the pheasant was thrown into the hedgerow at 88 mph I wonder if a thought went through that pea sized brain that they also have the power grant an audience with it’s maker !

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